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A FILM FATALES DOUBLE FEATURE: To the Wonder & Iron Man 3

The Film Fatales wonder about To the Wonder. Is it magnifique or pure merde? IN THEATERS & ON DEMAND. 2012. 112 minutes.  Starring Be...

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London’s Legal Living History

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In retirement it is good lifestyle choice to keep fit and active – one motto is that ‘the more you do, the more you can do’, but I realise these kind of flip clichés are of no help if you are waiting to have a hip replacement or some such horror. My husband and I enjoy walking for views, fresh air, pub lunches and so on – he likes to go further and higher than I do! We also love ‘London Town’ which is just 35-40 minutes away from our nearest station. Just as it is from Appley Green!

Walks around London, then!  This seems like a good way to spend a day! There are many companies that do guided walks and these offer the great benefit of being spoon-fed the background facts and little anecdotes that can make a building or statue come ‘alive’. You don’t have to walk around with your head in a book at risk of walking into a lamp-post, Mr Bean style.

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The easy way is not always the preferred choice and my husband decided we should do the walk around the Inns of Court and he would be the ‘guide’ with his trusty book, like Michael Portillo with his ‘Bradshaw’s Guide’. I am not particularly recommending this way of doing it, but simply saying that is what we did and being independent does of course have many advantages: stopping when you feel like it for a coffee or to take photos, or discuss some strange obelisk growing out of the pavement … and so on. You would have your own reasons for choosing an organised walk or DIY style.

This walk is particularly well suited to the retired (or unemployed) since Gray’s Inn and Lincoln’s Inn are largely closed at weekends. Something I would recommend, that I did not do, is to read about it beforehand; so that you really do know what to look out for and the historical wonder that lurks within the walls of whichever building is right in front of your nose. Do not do as I do, but as I say!

The historical connections with these beautiful buildings are many and illustrious and I cannot attempt to cover this here; it could take volumes. I hope this will be just enough to whet your appetite and stir some interest to find out more.

The four ‘Inns’ , where barristers work, are the Inner Temple, Middle Temple, Gray’s Inn and Lincoln’s Inn. Once qualified they are ‘called to the ‘bar’. Queen’s  Counsel (QC)  is the highest rank of a practising barrister.

 

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Along King’s Bench Walk, the 17th century buildings were designed by Sir Christopher Wren and Tony and Cherie Blair worked at No 11. The Temple Church was built by the Knights Templar, whose origins go back to the 12th century in Jerusalem, and featured in the Da Vinci Code. A column there marks where the 1666 Great Fire of London allegedly ‘stopped’ on the West side of London. The Middle Temple Hall dating back to 1573 holds a 29 foot Bench Table cut from a single oak tree in Windsor Great Park.

 

 

Ede and Ravenscroft, 97 Chancery Lane, supplies all the necessary regalia, suits, robes, horse-hair wigs and smart dresses (these for lady barristers, needless to say).

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In the South Square of Gray’s Inn at No 1 a young Charles Dickens worked as a clerk.

 

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Literary references shout out at you at every turn: Shakespeare – many plays were performed; Robert Louis Stevenson; Ben Jonson, John Donne; and you may see a ghost or two of famous historical and political figures, such as Sir Francis Drake; monarchs aplenty;  Sir Walter Raleigh, Sir Thomas More  …

Gray’s Inn Gardens are a lovely place to sit and think, have lunch or just sit.

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Lincoln’s Inn Fields, where many people here are enjoying the sunshine, was once used for duels and public executions!

The Hunterian museum, named after John Hunter, described as the founder of scientific surgery, in the 18th century, has 3,000 surgical specimens on display – if you fancy that sort of thing!

The bells of the church of St Clements Danes play … you guessed it, ‘Oranges and Lemons’.

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This walk was an unexpected pleasure, dipping into a noteworthy part of London’s living history. I have to say that for a pleasant working environment, it would be hard to beat.

We like to have a balanced day, as we did when we went up the Shard after a visit to the Museum of London http://miriamwakerly.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/the-shard.html  This time, after lunch, we partook of a tour of the new studios at BBC Broadcasting House which was a very different side of modern London.

This kind of sightseeing may not be your cup of tea at all, but I would love to know if you feel more intrigued than you did before!

 

 

Guided Walking Tours

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A FILM FATALES DOUBLE FEATURE: To the Wonder & Iron Man 3

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The Film Fatales wonder about To the Wonder. Is it magnifique or pure merde?

IN THEATERS & ON DEMAND. 2012. 112 minutes.  Starring Ben Affleck, Olga Kurylenko, Rachel McAdams and Javier Bardem. Directed by and written by Terrence Malick

Michel, Marina and Neil come to Oklahoma, where problems arise. Marina meets a priest and fellow exile, who is struggling with his vocation, while Neil renews his ties with a childhood friend, Jane. (imdb)

elizabeth: The beginning of this movie is just breathtaking with Paris as the backdrop. You felt transported to the city of lights and I was completely charmed by what was shown and not said in the first few minutes of the movie. It was moody and mysterious and the passion between Ben and Olga’s characters almost jumped off the screen and landed into an unmade bed. But then very quickly, the scenery changed and I was confused by why anyone would leave Paris for the flatlands of America. And the only thing that intrigued me was Affleck’s strong jaw line. But can that sustain a movie? Methinks not.

Nicole:  No, no it cannot. Then again, I sat through Australia for Hugh Jackman’s shirtless scenes, so I’m no one to judge.

elizabeth:  I must confess that I must have nodded off during the movie because I read the review above and do not recall half of it. I found myself not really caring about the characters because I don’t think they knew what they were doing there. They felt stiff and plastic and even all that dancing could not loosen them up.  I don’t think you should have to read a review of the movie after you see it so you can understand it. I am not that thick. (Nicole, please insert barb right about here.)

Nicole: Well, you’re kind of handing this to me, aren’t you? Other film critics have the same complaint as you, Cassidy – if that’s any consolation. In retrospect, I’m glad you were kind to warn me off this film and saved me the extra $7.99 on my digital cable bill. That being said, I am the one who suggested we check it out, so I must admit to just the tiniest bit of schadenfreude at the moment.

elizabeth:  I really tried to follow and embrace  this movie. I even read the subtitles without moving my lips. I wanted to feel smug that I get the French’s point of view, but I enjoyed watching my cat clean himself over Javier Bardem’s portrayal of a priest. And to know me is to know that given the choice to choose between Javier and Colin Firth – well, I would take both.

Nicole:That’s really saying something, considering how you feel about Javier Bardem (which is pretty much illegal in 22 states).  Isn’t it interesting how great actors somehow end up in bad films? Is it because they want to work with a certain filmmaker or cast? Or is it because they want the paycheck?

elizabeth: This is really pathetic but I don’t remember how the movie ended.  I would write more but my cat needs help. He can’t reach his back. Fade to black.
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The Film Fatales love an Iron Man 3 in a uniform.

IN THEATERS. PG-13. 130 minutes. Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Guy Pearce, Don Cheadle, Ben Kingsley. Directed by Shane Black.

When Tony Stark’s world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution. [imdb]

Nicole: You know what happens with movie franchises: They either sink or swim after that first amazing effort. And, since Iron Man 2 was at times uneven and a pale comparison to Iron Man 1, I was thinking this might be Tony Stark’s (Robert Downey Jr.) swan song. I’m really, really glad to say I was wrong.

elizabeth: Are you getting kickbacks from Mr. Downey? I just don’t get the appeal. Iron Man gets squeezed by a Mandarin? Oh, I’m scared.

Nicole: Humph, I only wish. From your lips to God’s ears, Cassidy. Look, it’s not enough to say Iron Man 3 was a great movie – it had a lot to live up to after the success of last summer’s The Avengers, which brought together Marvel’s team of superheroes (Thor, Black Widow, Hulk, Captain America, Hawkeye and, of course, Iron Man) under the incredible direction of ultimate fanboy Joss Whedon. The camaraderie that Tony Stark (Iron Man) enjoyed with the Avengers is, admittedly, hard to match – but Downey Jr. is always able to pull off a terrific performance of equal parts kick-ass action, hilarious one liners and hubris-laden bravado. (Maybe I’m not qualified to write this review, since I admit to being biased on all things RDJ: I would seriously watch him read the phone book.)

elizabeth: I think RDJ (as you call him; what is this your new pet name?) is quite the talented actor, but when talent succumbs to films like this, I start to mourn the actor’s ability to do anything else. He will always be labeled Iron Man and that will hinder his ability to get more serious roles. I am acting like I am a Hollywood insider. Let’s take a meeting.

Nicole: Oh, pah-lease. You woefully underestimate his talents. He’s a chameleon. He could easily switch from highbrow drama to tongue-in-cheek action seamlessly. I have no worries about the direction of his career; I’m just so very glad he has one. (Bobby, make the check out to CASH.) Iron Man 3 takes place post-Avengers saving NYC (and, by default, the world) from alien takeover. And, it’s clear Stark is still dealing with those events. Suffering from PTSD, represented by severe panic attacks and insomnia, we’re reminded that Stark is human after all and that Iron Man is just a suit he wears. What’s more, Stark comes to this realization himself in a very meaningful and life changing way. But, that’s all I’ll say. You take the journey with him…and ask no questions. Just enjoy the ride.

elizabeth: So Iron Man never heard of valium? Meditation, a vegan diet, cheap wine and free rentals from the library? So does he open a bakery with the most beautiful woman in the world?

Nicole: Based on that last sentence, I think you could use a valium. Like Stark, the people around him are growing and changing, too. Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau), no longer Stark’s bodyguard, has moved up in the ranks of Stark Enterprises to head of security. Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow), now comfortable in her role as the CEO of Stark Enterprises wields not only power in the boardroom, but in her relationship with Stark as well. Don Cheadle, is – unfortunately – forgettable as Iron Patriot/Col. James Rhodes. Guy Pearce, as pathetic crackpot inventor turned evil genius Aldrich Killian, is just this side of smarmy. And, Sir Ben Kingsley as “The Mandarin” is…without revealing too much…inspired.

elizabeth: You really like this crap, don’t you? Do you see what I am saying here – Gandhi is now a terrorist. Geeez.

Nicole: Yes, yes I do like this crap. I admit it! My name is Nicole…and I’m a Fangirl. Franchise devotees will no doubt enjoy Stan Lee’s cameo (blink and you’ll miss it, just the way he likes ‘em) and an end-of-credits scene that is well worth sticking around for. So, go see Iron Man 3 and don’t worry a hair on your head that it won’t live up to your expectations

elizabeth: Beam me up, Scotty! Wrong franchise? Foiled again!

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The Exhausted Parent’s Playbook: Consistency

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The other day a friend of mine commented on how well-behaved my kids were. I couldn’t tell you if my boys are any more well-behaved than any other child around. I’m not a childcare expert, by any means, just a working mother of two. However, for today, I thought I’d let you and her in on some of the secret pages in this exhausted parent’s playbook.

First, let me start by setting the scene…It is 4:20am. One or both children have woken up repeatedly during the night. My husband, though very charming and loveable, is sleeping beside me for this sixth adventure in their nighttime wanderings. Normally, I would make him take a turn, but on this particular night, it seems easier to just get up and take care of the kids than to wake him up.

Since I start my day at 5am anyway, I get up after the last little set of footsteps sounds next to my bed. What’s the point of trying at that juncture? Naturally, the entire experience leaves me feeling like a complete troll at 8am when my youngest, twenty months, decides to throw a truck across the room. Immediately afterward, my oldest, six, says, “I’m so not eating that Mom.”

Welcome back, parental choice time. Every time my kids behave in a way that is undesirable to me, I have a choice to make, as all parents do. Though I’m literally propping my eyes up with toothpicks at this point, I go over to the toddler and correct him. Then, I turn to my six-year-old and say, “You may have cereal, toast, or yogurt, pick one.” Yes, I could have let it go and not said anything at all, but that would violate one of my core parental rules. That is…

Be consistent. Children need boundaries, because they set the standard for how they are to behave. For example, you (probably) learned at a young age not to stand too close to someone (unless you’re a Seinfeld character). Most of us have a good sense of when you’ve invaded someone’s personal space.

You probably even have boundaries in the workplace – who to go to for this – a chain of command for that. But let me ask you this: Isn’t it confusing when those boundaries are suddenly switched around without warning? Maybe a new procedure is put in place that you aren’t aware of, or you suddenly have a new job one day that you don’t know how to perform. Imagine how you would feel in any of those situations. How do you think kids feel when one day there are rules in place one day and the next day they aren’t there?

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“Be consistent. Decide what rules matter in your house and stick to them.

As parents, our worst enemy is, “Okay, you can do it just this one time.” I get it. You’re exhausted and the idea of fighting with your child over their intense desire to have Ritz Crackers for breakfast is beyond anything you feel you can handle. However, it’s not.

Take a swig of coffee or tea and say, “For breakfast, you can have cereal, yogurt, or a waffle. Please pick one.” If they don’t like the choices, continue to offer those three options. Your son or daughter may choose not to eat at that time, however, they will probably forget about it within twenty minutes to a half hour. However, if you insist they can’t have crackers for breakfast on Thursday and then give in on Friday, don’t be surprised when you have a full-out temper tantrum on Saturday.

Decide what rules matter in your house and stick to them. If you let your kids believe there is a chance you’ll change your mind, they’ll up the ante. That’s why another of my personal rules is…

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Raising kids can be like an intense chess match…

Don’t Show Weakness. Raising children can be, at times, like waging a full-out war or at least playing an intense game of chess. You need strategy and plenty of it. If your kids think they’re wearing you down, then they will keep working at it. Even the cutest darlings are master manipulators. My twenty-month-old enjoys throwing things-large things, like dog dishes, laundry baskets, (he’s a little bam-bam), and mini-construction vehicles. None of which bodes well for my ten-pound dog.

“Your kids are looking to you for a reaction…”

It’s frustrating to correct him for the four-hundredth and sixty-seventh time, I’ll admit. However, if I show I’m frustrated, he’ll know it. One of the first skills children learn is manipulation. Don’t let your kids press your buttons.

Remember, you’re the adult. If you need to take moment to yourself to breathe deeply and calm down, do it, because your kids are looking to you for a reaction. Another rule I stick to is…

Only raise your voice for the big stuff. Have you ever been around someone who plays their stereo at work when you’re trying to get things done? Since many of us are conflict-avoidant, we don’t address that with our co-workers. We just tune them out and after awhile, the music or talk-radio station – whatever it is – becomes noise.

If you consistently yell at your children or speak in a loud voice, they won’t be able to differentiate a positive exchange from a negative one. So when it’s really important that they pay attention, like when they’re in danger, they won’t notice

Focus on keeping your voice level and even. Only raise it when you need to. That way your kids will know when you really mean business.

“Focus on keeping your voice level and even. Only raise it when you need to.”

Take it from this exhausted parent. Raising kids isn’t easy – we all have our own approaches that work for us. However, if you work with your kids, addressing problems consistently, confidently, and calmly, it will help all of you in the long run.

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Magical Lakes of Vancouver Island

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Spending time at some of Vancouver Island’s many lakeside campsites can be very rewarding, whether you like to fish or not. You may have a camper or trailer for staying overnight, or you may want to do a day trip bringing in a small aluminum boat, a canoe, or a kayak on your vehicle’s roof racks. Whatever your preference, you can have a unique experience on the lake. I happen to like fly fishing for trout, so the abundance of these fish in Vancouver Island lakes is a bonus for me. However, you may want to enjoy the tranquility of the lake in your canoe or kayak and bring along a camera instead of a fishing rod. Be sure to wear a life jacket, as I’m doing in the photo below.

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When the lake is flat calm on a windless day, quite often the sun is out, warming the lake. A few insects hatch near the surface of the water attracting the fish who love to feed on them. Soon you’ll see the trout jumping. Their splashing may be one of the few sounds you hear, other than the dip of your paddle in the lake.

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These two “flies” are meant to simulate insects that have hatched in the water and have risen to the top to take to the air once their wings enable them. The trout jump up to snatch them for breakfast as the flies hover on the surface of the lake.

 

 

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Other “flies” may become fishfood as they hatch and are still in their underwater stage of development. Still others are tied to represent minnows, tiny fish that have hatched and are easy prey for trout.

The barbs on the hooks are crimped before using so the trout can be released if it isn’t destined for the frying pan.

 

 

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Near the shore in the shrubs whose roots are often under water from the high water of spring runoff, you’ll hear songbirds and see them flitting from branch to branch picking up insects enroute. Red-winged blackbirds, Swainson’s thrushes, hummingbirds and many other songbirds can be seen and heard near the shrubs and trees surrounding the lake. You will most likely see a bald eagle as it sits high in a tree waiting to swoop down on a fish in the shallows. You may be lucky enough to see a mother duck hustling her brood along the reedy edges, or a loon calling to its mate at the far end of the lake.

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After a good workout paddling your canoe or kayak, why not pull out on one of the sand or gravel bars near a creek that spills into the lake? Be sure you’ve brought a sandwich and a refreshing drink, as this is a perfect place for a picnic. It’s always a good idea to have a small tarp or a plastic garbage bag to put down as a vapor barrier when you sit down. Even the logs can be damp with the morning dew.

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This creek mouth is gravelly but a sandbar awaits around the bend.

 

When the sun sinks lower in the sky, you’ll paddle back to your campsite or your vehicle for the homeward journey. The calm serenity of a day on the lake will leave you relaxed and happy. By the time you crawl into your bed after so much fresh air you’ll fall asleep in no time. I guarantee that in the morning you’ll feel rested as never before.

 

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Raising the Capital

Kit Domino headerI QuoteUnlike many languages, English doesn’t capitalise the initial letter of simple nouns; this includes the names of plants, birds, trees, animals as well as everyday items such as table chair, pen etc. Thus we have a rose, a daffodil, a pansy, sparrow, robin, oak, apple, elm, tiger, grass, cat, dog, and so on. If, however, we give the dog a proper name to call him to heel (get down, Shep) that proper name is a pronoun, and would be written with an initial capital letter. Likewise with plants. Be it fuschia, daisy or rose, it will be recognised by its variety, its flower, and thus given a proper name, as in Peace, Yellow Beauty, Gardener’s Delight.

Take my name. I am Kit with a capital K, the name I answer to, a pronoun, and in English, all pronouns are initial capitalised. Kit written with a lower case k (kit) would turn me into an piece of clothing or item of equipment, or a shortened kitten, and thus a noun, and I don’t like being a noun, I much prefer being a pro.

Peace - a rose by any other name.

Peace – a rose by any other name.

Food, drink, drugs and medicine are nouns too, as in bread, cheese, beer, shepherd’s pie, whisky, a bottle of merlot, champagne, aspirin, etc. All generic items, but, if you refer to a specific brand, the brand name is a pronoun and so should be written with an initial cap letter: Coors beer, a bottle of Lanson, I’ll have a double Courvoisier, please! After which, I might need a couple of Aspro for my headache.

If a food product’s name includes a place name, often the name of town it originated from, i.e. Stilton, that place name would be an initial cap too: Melton Mowbray pie, Rocquefort, Edam. Cheddar cheese is slightly different, as the “cheddar” part refers to the process used in making the cheese, known as cheddaring, and not the famous gorge in Somerset (although in some dim and distance past it was first produced there), as a consequence cheddar is lower case.

All this talk of food has made me hungry, so let’s move on.

People’s occupations are nouns and thus lowercase: doctor, nurse, lawyer, detective, secretary, writer, but would be capitalised if referring to a person by a title: Doctor Smith, Nurse Jones. The same is true for the services. We have the army and the navy, the police force, the fire brigade, but each would have an initial capital if writing the Royal Navy, the British Army. We write about the king and queen, and their son, the prince, but would use initial capitals if we are referring to a particular individual: the King of Spain, the Queen of Sheba, Prince Charming and Sleeping Beauty.

We might want to write that the archbishop gave a thought provoking sermon, or that the doctor wrote out a prescription, but we would write the Archbishop of Canterbury or Doctor Hyde if we want to specify and clarify which archbishop or doctor we meant; e.g. the actor John Thaw played a police detective in the TV programme Morse and had a sidekick called Sergeant Lewis.

Note that in English we do not capitalise the word “the” except in a few instances (start of a sentence aside); hence we write the Queen (particularly when referring to Queen Elizabeth II); the Rose and Crown, as in a pub name; the city of Liverpool, but we would put Liverpool City if talking about the football club because that is the actual name of the club. Out of interest, London is often written simply as “the City” (with a cap C). This is because, as we all know, London is the capital city of England and thus “the City” would always refer to London.

The names of houses, boats, trains, cars are all pronouns, and in most cases the word “the” would not take an initial cap T unless it forms part of the whole name, as in The Spirit of St Louis, The Forge (but the forge where horses are shod is by its nature a noun and so neither would have a cap letter). The same is true for the titles of books/poems/songs – if the word “the” actually forms part of the title, as in The Old Curiosity Shop, then the capitalised form should be used. Of course, in these instances if you keep to lower case “the” you will hardly find the grammar police or Morse knocking on your door, so please don’t get stressed or lose sleep over which to use. If in doubt, leave it out, or in this case, leave it lowercase.

The topic of capitalisation which forms most queries is that of family members: mother, father, mum, mummy dad, brother, sister, grandmother, uncle, and so forth. These are all simple nouns and would not carry an initial cap unless the word starts a sentence. However, these nouns turn into pronouns in the case of dialogue, but only in direct speech and thus would be written with an initial capital. Let’s use mother/mum as our example.

You always call your mother “Mum” when speaking directly to her (unless you’re a modernist and use her given name), but if you are talking about her to another person (whether in dialogue or narrative) other than to your siblings, mum is a noun. As a simple guide, if mum is preceded by the words my, his, her, your, or their, then always mum is lower case m. This is true for all other family members.

A child would be the only person to call his/her parents Mum and Dad, because that is what the child knows them as and calls them, just as a child would call his brother by his brother’s given name, e.g. David. Anyone outside of that family unit would not be entitled to call the parents Mum and Dad (pronouns). To everyone else, the parent takes the noun form of mum or dad.  Likewise for aunt and uncle: Mary and Fred are the aunt and uncle of David, but David would call them Aunt Mary and Uncle Fred.

Thus:

“Can I have some more please, Mum?” – direct – pronoun

“I was talking to Mum, and she said I could.”  – direct – pronoun

“I was talking to my dad, and he said I could.” – indirect – noun

“My mum said Auntie Mary didn’t like it.” – indirect (my mum) – noun; direct (Auntie Mary) – pronoun

“I was going to ask your uncle first.” – indirect – noun

David said his aunt and uncle were going to have some more. – non dialogue -indirect – noun

I hope this has gone some way to clarify the often perceived complications of capitalisation. Don’t worry, I shan’t be testing you on this, but I will be happy to your answer questions.

 

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Bookshelf Reviews – springtime reading!

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Bookshelf Reviews is a twice monthly feature here on Loveahappyending Lifestyle, which brings you independent reviews from some of the most trusted book reviewers on the internet. We have asked these respected reviewers to give you their unbiased opinions on our Loveahappyending Lifestyle author’s books so that you, the discerning reader, can choose your next read with confidence from our Bookshelf.

 

United State of Love by Sue Fortin

Genre: Contemporary Women’s Fiction

“When the past and present collide, love is the casualty.” USoL-Final

Synopsis: Since splitting from her husband, single mum Anna Barnes is enjoying her new found freedom and independence. Now she can concentrate on looking after her teenage son and building up her career. However, she didn’t bank on working for Tex Garcia. The gorgeous American chef is getting the locals hot under the collar and not just because of his culinary prowess! Beneath that handsome exterior, however, lies a man haunted by his past. Tex can’t commit and women pass through his life like dishes going out to service. So, what is it about Anna that’s different?

Abbey from Miss Bookworm Reviews recently read United State of Love and this is an excerpt from her review: “I enjoyed this book a lot! We meet Anna Barnes, a single mum looking after her teenage son but also enjoying her freedom and independence after splitting from her husband, ex footballer player, Mark. Handsome Tex Garcia, is an American chef hoping to open a new restaurant with the help of Anna, but when Anna’s husband comes back, how will it play between Anna’s and Tex’s chemistry? This book is great; I loved the style of writing. Sue definitely knows how to keep readers interested. I did feel a bit sorry for Anna because some of the things happening in her life. She was my favourite character in the story. My least favourite was Christine – what a witch she was – and if you read you will understand completely what I mean but we all have to have a baddy in our favourite books, eh? United State Of Love has plenty of laughs and emotion you will remember.”

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Reaching for the Stars by Janice Horton

Genre: Contemporary Women’s Fiction

“Scottish celebrity chef Finn McDuff is media stalked and disillusioned after winning his third star and losing his third wife.” Reaching for the Stars Final Tartan

Synopsis: Scottish celebrity chef Finn McDuff decides he’s had enough of all the food campaigns, the TV cookery shows, the constant frenzy surrounding his private life and, after giving up all his accolades and closing down his restaurant, he disappears. With the enfant terrible of the kitchen missing, two rival newspapers, having lost their media meal ticket, compete against each other to whip up further public curiosity in the missing chef. Love him or hate him, everyone is out looking for Chef McDuff.

Heidi from Cosmochicklitian recently read Reaching for the Stars and this is an excerpt from her review: “What I liked most about the book was that all characters were brilliantly introduced step by step in the beginning by Janice. In a lot of books, I often find myself trying to catch up with all the characters being mentioned in the beginning but not with this one. Janice makes sure, that the reader is quite familiar with a character before introducing the next. I found this to be a very pleasant feature of the book. In my opinion, the main character of the book Finn McDuff, was brilliantly portrayed. He reminded me ever so slightly of Gordon Ramsay. Although he is quite a difficult character, who is going through a lot of emotions, he was probably my favourite character. I can definitely recommend this light-hearted and pleasant read!”

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The Fallen Stars by Stephanie Keyes

The Star Child Series, Book Two
Genre: Young Adult
Publisher: Inkspell Publishing

“When all is lost, he will have to make the ultimate decision.” The Fallen Stars by Stephanie Keyes (1)

 Synopsis: Kellen St. James was just your average seventeen-year-old prodigy, until he eighty-sixed the Lord of Faerie and proposed to a Celtic goddess. Now everything in Kellen’s life gets turned upside-down when Calienta, Kellen, and friend, Gabriel Stewart, find themselves on the run from a seriously irritated group of faeries. The worst part? They have zero idea why. Suddenly, Kellen finds himself stuck in the middle of another prophecy that questions everything about him including where his loyalties lie.

JB at Brook Cottage Books recently read The Fallen Stars and this is an excerpt from her review: “I just thought this book was fantastic! I loved the introduction of some new characters and the reappearance of some original characters from the first book. The story moves along at an even faster pace than the first, barely giving the reader time to catch their breath before being hit with an unexpected twist! Stephanie Keyes has once again created a roller coaster of fantasy that leaves you on the edge of your seat. Although this book is aimed at a YA audience I’d have to recommend it to everyone! I simply could not put it down and had an ‘OMG!’ moment at the end.”

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Security by Mandy Baggot

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Publisher: Sapphire Star Publishing

“When everyone around her is feeding her lies, how does she work out the truth?”Security_600

Synopsis: Autumn Raine is a pop vocalist at the very top of her game. She’s a style icon, the paparazzi’s darling and everyone wants to be her friend. But when her safety is threatened, her whole life starts to unravel. Enter Nathan Regan, an ex-elite soldier who is assigned to protect her. He’s a good man doing bad things but what drives him? Passion? Madness? Or grief? Eluding kidnap and trying to stay alive, can Autumn find the strength to be the person she longs to be? And can two people, poles apart, forge something strong enough to survive anything?

Carol at Dizzy C’s Little Book Blog recently read Security and this is an excerpt from her review: “Autumn Raine is a complex character. Beneath that pop star exterior lies an insecure young lady with little confidence and an over powering mother. Regan is not the usual bodyguard type. He doesn’t look the part and Autumn doesn’t seem to have the confidence in him when they first meet. I like the fact that the characters, although not just ordinary folks, were down to earth with their thoughts and fears. Tawanda was a larger than life character and seemed to be the most grounded of all the characters. She was a great supporting character. Mandy Baggot has written an action packed movie style story that kept me guessing. It reminded me of The Bodyguard in some ways.”

Read the whole review at Dizzy C’s Little Book Blog

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Never Alone by Linn B Halton

Genre: Contemporary Relationship Fiction with a Psychic Touch

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Synopsis: Holly is the envy of all her friends; she has lived with the gorgeous Will for five years. She supported him whilst his IT company grew and a life split between homes in the UK and Los Angeles beckons, offering them a glamorous and exciting lifestyle. A series of terrifying encounters unleash an inherited psychic sensitivity within Holly and she begins to wonder whether the path she’s on is the one she’s destined to take. The thought of hurting the people she loves the most causes her to bury her emotions, until fate takes a hand. Suddenly her perfect life begins to unravel…

Nikki at Books 4U Blog recently read Never Alone and this is an excerpt from her review: “When I had finished reading this book, I was left with that WOW Feeling! It is just one of those great books that you just do not see the end that is coming. Although the book does have paranormal content, which I have to say is thoroughly researched and presented and written in a realistic and believable way. You do not have to be into the paranormal to find the story an enjoyable read. I really liked the character of Holly, how she is presented as a normal, everyday person and not stereotyped in a way writers often do when a character as psychic abilities. Another great read from Linn B Halton”

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How To Party Online

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‘Janice has made it her business to get stuck into the whole self-publishing malarkey. Savvy enough to realise it’s not enough to simply write, she’s studied social media marketing until it could be her specialist subject on Mastermind. She can plan a book launch, maximise publicity, keep the momentum going after the first initial flush, and perhaps most of all, she knows how to make the whole thing fun, which is no mean feat.’ DG Life Magazine.

I’m grateful to DG Life magazine for the generous endorsement that I’ve used as a foreword to this book, although I’m not sure I’m entirely happy about being called a specialist in online marketing. It doesn’t sound like very much fun, does it? I think I’d much prefer to be known as an enthusiast in online partying, which is perhaps closer to the truth and certainly is lots of fun!

I’ve always enjoyed a party – in the real world I’m often first up on the dance floor. In the virtual world, I’m there too, having fun and celebrating my own and everyone else’s successes. But when I’m not dancing around or swigging back virtual champagne, I’m a writer sitting alone in my writer’s cave and when I eventually emerge with a completed manuscript, having worked really hard through many drafts, rewrites and edits, I always feel the need to kick back and celebrate.

I’ve heard it said by other writers that the real work begins once the book is written, but I think that’s when all the fun starts. A book launch for me is not a formal affair – it’s an excuse to have a party – and it has been noted, mostly by people who have attended my online parties, how each party has boosted my online sales and indeed produced bestsellers. As a result, I’ve developed a bit of a reputation as an online party organiser and this has led to other writers asking me how I do it, and if I can I help them to do it too.

So here it is: my step by step guide on how I organise my online ‘virtual’ parties. I hope you enjoy reading it and that you glean something from it; not least how not to become a specialist in online marketing but an enthusiast in online partying!

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How To Party Online:

• Online parties are a fabulous and fun way to launch your book or introduce your product and to engage with your target audience.

• Social media applications are perfect forums for parties – the venue capacity is infinite, the guest list is global, and the fun and games can lead to bestselling success

• This book aims to show you how you can produce measurable results from your very first online party while you are still working towards building up your social network.

• The purpose of this book is to walk and talk you through each step of the planning and implementation of four very different online promotional parties.

• We will look at how much work and effort is involved in implementing each step and we will experience the party format, explore the outcomes, and quantify all the successes.

• And I’ll show you how to make it lots of fun!

Some comments about Janice Horton’s online parties from the party peeps themselves:

“I loved the parties because of the amazing fun and laughs - even if some of us ended up in twitter jail!”

“I liked the ways in which you involved others during these parties. They were great fun.”

“Absolutely LOVE your blog parties!”

“The idea of having us post photos was brilliant in that it set up a series of interactions between lots of the different people who came – some of whom I’d never ‘met’ before.”

“Love how you come up with such innovative ideas for each one.”

“Great fun!

“The party was a blast! I loved it.”

“It was great being a part of something that involved so many different blogs. It was very unique and totally engaging!”

“I took part in the online party. What I enjoyed about it was reading all the other blogs that took part – everyone had something different.”

“You have held some really fun and fab parties Janice. All have been great to join in!”

“I’ve been to all of them and it would be difficult to pick out a favourite.”

“What I think worked was that they were all different and each had an element of surprise.”

“Asking ‘guests’ to do something specific ensured personal involvement – key to the success of any ‘virtual’ event.”

“I enjoyed all your parties, Janice.”

“The (party) was a lesson in how it should be done.”

“A book of hints and tips is a great idea. Good luck with it!”

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About the author: Janice Horton escaped a city-chic lifestyle and a career in corporate brand placement to live in a remote cottage on the side of a hillside in Scotland. Previously traditionally published and now writing as an Indie, Janice writes fiction with humour and heart and with a hint of tartan. When not writing novels, Janice writes lifestyle articles and has had work published in national and international magazines. She has also been involved in BBC Scotland’s ‘Write Here Write Now’ incentive. Janice is a regular blogger and you’ll often find her partying on Facebook and Twitter. She is a contributing editor here at Loveahappyending Lifestyle magazine with her Scottish Country Lifestyle feature and the twice monthly Bookshelf Reviews. Check out her Author Page here at the Loveahappyending Lifestyle Bookshelf and her Amazon Author Page for more information about all her bestselling books.

 

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Love Nashville? Meet Raintown!

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Today on Loveahappyending Lifestyle I have a real treat for you! I’m so excited to welcome my friends, the UK’s hottest contemporary country music duo, Paul Bain and Claire McArthur who together are RAINTOWN!

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Paul and Claire: Thank you for having us, Mandy.

Mandy: Now, I’ve been a fan of yours since downloading a copy of your debut album, Hope in Troubled Times (which is completely fantastic!). Tell everyone in your own words the style of country music you perform.

Paul and Claire: In broad terms our style is Contemporary Country. We love Country Music; the conversational writing style of the songs and how the genre is like no other when speaking to an audience in an emotional way. Our goal has always been to write songs about what we know; our experiences and there is nothing more rewarding than when we hear that someone has related to our lyrics on an emotional level.

Mandy: So, why country? Was it your first love or a genre that grew on you both?

Claire: We both grew up with Country music playing a big part in our houses. My grandmother captured me into the genre when I was just a toddler, by playing Patsy Cline and Dolly Parton and I was hooked. In truth although our first love is Country, we have a very eclectic taste in music and as long as a piece of music speaks to us on an emotional level we will listen.

Mandy: You write your own music. Can you tell us with lesser knowledge (like me!) a bit about the song writing process? Tune first? Lyrics? Or a combination? What starts the ball rolling?

Claire: It is definitely a combination of both as the process with our song “Picture of Us” came from us talking to a couple that are very close to us who were going through a very difficult patch in their marriage. However to the outside world everything was perfect; from the wedding picture on the mantelpiece to the photo album full of family holidays. In this instance we wrote the lyrics and melody first then music came later.

Paul: We really do believe that a song can come from anywhere, so we are always on the lookout. In fact some of the new material we are working on really comes from meeting new and interesting people or things that have touched us in the news.

Raintown - pizza express Mandy: Now I’ve always thought country music is hot but its set to get hotter in the UK after the first Country 2 Country Festival was held at the O2 in London in March. I was lucky enough to go and see you live for the first time and you performed all day on both days. How was the festival experience for you?

Paul and Claire: The experience for us was fantastic and we were so honoured to be part of the whole thing. It showed that the appetite for country music is growing even bigger each year here in the UK and it also proved that the age ranges from 10 years old to 80 years old which we think is awesome.  Huge acts like Lady Antebellum and Taylor Swift have showed that commercial success of country music can be achieved here and people want the music and C2C proved that.

Mandy: It was an awesome weekend and what I loved most was hearing Raintown’s brand new material. I hear your next album is going to be recorded in the home of country music, Nashville. Tell all!

Paul : Yes, we are so excited for this next album. It has been a long time in the planning, but we really wanted to bring our fans something special.  We are recording in the Nashville with award winning Producer Mark Moffat who has worked with Keith Urban and Jason Aldean. Since we first met Mark in 2011 when we represented the UK at CMA Fest for the first time we have really grown as artists and songwriters and Mark really gets where we want to go with this next album. We believe it’s going to be a great collaboration with the Nashville writers, musicians and producers – really excited!

Mandy: Now very recently you supported my not-so-secret crush, that naughty redneck boy from the deep South, Brantley Gilbert, at his gig in Glasgow. Tell me how that opportunity came about.Raintown and BG

Paul and Claire: The opportunity came from through a combination of hard work and raising our profile.  We have been doing as many shows as we can around the UK and as a result Scotland’s biggest concert promoter DF Concerts approached us to be involved in Brantley Gilbert show and we were really delighted to be involved! He and his band were awesome! It was a great night!

Mandy: Any hell-raising that night or juicy backstage gossip…or, you know, a phone number you can pass on?

Claire: LOL, Brantley was a real gentlemen and he did mention a few times that he is very happily engaged to Country Singer Jana Kramer (Sorry lol). He was also very grateful of the support from the crowd and couldn’t believe that people in the UK had heard his music.  The evening was a breath of fresh air as we had real rockers with the shaved heads attend as well as country music fans. Everyone in room was rocking along with Brantley and his band!

Mandy: Tweet! Update status! I love that you guys use Twitter and Facebook almost as much as me! Do you love connecting with your friends and fans that way? And how important do you think social media is in achieving a wider audience for your music?

Paul: It is vital, Mandy. The way we all consume music has changed and the way we learn about new acts has also moved with the introduction of the social media community. It really is great; the power is back with the fans, where it should always be!

Claire: Social media has played a huge part in our success to date as we have had a chance to get to know our fans and always get back to every tweet or Facebook comment. It really is simple for us, if someone has taken the time out of their own day to listen to our music and support us we want to show our gratitude to them by getting to know them and asking how they are doing and what is new in their lives. We will continue to do that throughout our career no matter how many followers or likes we get. At the end of the day, it is because of our fans that we get to do what we love every day and we NEVER take that for granted!

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Mandy: Now, I have a thing about choosing outfits for my author appearances and often I let my blog followers vote on what I should wear. How do you decide what to wear? Do you suggest clothes for each other and who does the ironing?

Claire: Paul does the ironing I’m afraid as I fail to do it properly lol (or so I tell him). I have had great feedback on Twitter and Facebook regarding outfits from our fans and what I love is that people will tell you the truth if they like it or not and I usually let them decide as they are the ones who have to look at me onstage with the a certain outfit. We both like to shop together as we find we can match our outfits to complement each other.

Paul: Yeah ‘Paul has to do the ironing!’ Lol! We always spend a lot more time on Claire’s outfits, to be honest for us guys it is pretty straight forward. My biggest decision is cap or no cap! Lol.

Mandy: The music police are going to arrest your collection. Which 3 albums would you save?

Paul: Elvis 68 comeback special edition, Miranda Lambert’s Revolution and Don Williams greatest hits.

Claire: Lady Antebellum Need You Now, the best of Johnny Cash and Patsy Cline’s greatest hits.

Mandy: Being a couple as well as band members I want to know how you deal with disagreements, whether it’s about band related stuff or who’s cooking dinner. Or does Paul just do as he’s told?

Paul: Yeah Paul does what he is told! Easiest way forward! In truth we get asked a lot about how we can work and live together. The truth is we are just like every other couple we argue, we fight and the best bit, we make up! ;-)

Claire: When we are in the studio or out on the road we usually only have disagreements about band stuff as we like to keep Raintown separate from Paul & Claire the couple. We travel with 5 other members of the band and don’t want to make it awkward when we are fighting about whose turn it is to do the dishes.

Paul: Yeah but when we get home but it can prove difficult. LOL! The worst case scenario it makes good material for a song!

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Mandy: And my last question…I have a favourite Raintown song, the one I play twice as much as other tracks, it’s “Light the Fuse Up”. What’s your favourite Raintown song and why?

Paul: The song which means the most to us is “I Won’t Dance Alone” which is the most personal song we have written as it came from a conversation with my Gran about not wanting to attend a family party. To cut a long story short, she felt since my Grandpa passing away, like she was dancing alone and we felt heartbroken for her. For the rest of the night we spoke about that conversation we went home and wrote the song from her point of view about the pain of losing your life partner and feeling alone.

Thank you so much Paul and Claire for joining me and Loveahappyending Lifestyle today. You are such wonderful people and an amazing group and we wish you the greatest success!

Here are all the links you need to find out more about the awesome Raintown!

Raintown website

Raintown – Twitter

Raintown – Facebook

Raintown – You Tube

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No Way In!

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I’ve never written at any sort of length about my father, and for no particular reason.  Maybe it’s because he’s always been a dependable parent, great provider, and fair disciplinarian.  A consummate workaholic, my father is now approaching retirement age and spends his days enjoying the life he’s built for our family.  The more that I think about it, I’m genuinely surprised that I haven’t written about him up until now.  The fact that he embraces a professional demeanor and understated stoicism makes his mishaps all the more fun to rag on when stupid shit happens to the grizzled old fart.  This past weekend was no exception.

http://www.dreamstime.com/stock-images-old-computer-monitor-image25903864Being raised in a blue collar household, my dad developed a strong work ethic at a very young age, going on to graduate from college, get married, and start a computer business at a time when computers were a radical, new way of thinking.  Surfing a wave of ingenuity and having faith in machines, that at the time had as much memory as a pocket calculator, my dad developed a business plan that would not only be successful, but would ensure that his family would never go for want.  We were fortunate.

On a familial level, the success didn’t quite translate.  I believe that the true measure of a parent resides in their ability to impart wisdom upon their children.  My father fell less on the teaching side of the fence, gravitating more toward the Tiger-Mom mentality of “I’m only going to show you this once and you better not fuck it up!”  Alas, I’m 8, and learning how to change the oil in a 1974 Karmann Ghia wasn’t high on my list of shit worth retaining.

You can only imagine the disastrous version of the ‘birds and bees’ speech that was right around the corner.

I had heard about this mindboggling rite of passage from some of my friends whose fathers took the plunge, so I was anxiously awaiting my turn, ready to absorb his knowledge and learn what the commotion was about.  I had never seen my father nervous before, but he visibly was that night.  It probably would have taken my bleeding from every orifice for him to even consider engaging in a single drop of eye contact during what was sure to be one very difficult discussion for the both of us.

Sex educationDad:  You know about condoms?

Me:  Yes

Dad:  Use them.

He then proceeded to flip to the sports page, emotionally satisfied that he fulfilled his fatherly duty in explaining the art of fucking.  Well done, Pop.

I have to figure that my father thought he had sired a military man.  When I was born, all he saw was a child who would grow to encompass all of the characteristics inherently synonymous with honor, courage, and pride.  Instead, he produced a mouthy jerkoff who gets immense pleasure out of busting his balls whenever the austerity crumbles.  It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it’s usually a doozy.

We reached the apex Saturday night.

It all started around a backyard bonfire.  Several years ago, my parents moved from the house I was raised in, and instead of memorializing the yard with a bronze statue of me, they sold it without my consent.  The folks built their dream home in the middle of nowhere.  Swallowed up in trees, acres of wildlife and peace surround the empty-nest couple who can’t shut the fuck up over menial, bullshit arguments the likes of which the world has never seen.  On the brink of insanity, the two of them fight over what’s for dinner as if the wrong choice would determine the future of human existence.  People wonder why I question my genealogy, but despite their idiosyncrasies, they know how to put on a hell of a party.

Party time.Several times a year, our family and friends get together friends and sit around a blazing fire with drinks in hand and music barreling through the speakers.  Eventually the crowd dissipated, but a few stalwarts were content to keep the night alive. We were having a great time when my mother decided to pack it in and go to bed.  She grabbed her stuff, kissed my father goodnight and asked something of him while pointing at me.  “Are you going to talk to him?”  Staring impassively into the fire and saying nothing, he nodded his head.

Huh?  Talk to me about what!?!  Did they find my pot?  Shit.  They found my pot.  He probably flushed it and is going to tear my ass a new one.  Now I’m going to have to call my guy in the morning and…

Dad:  Have you ever seen that movie No Way Out?

Me:  No, but I’ve heard of it.

Dad:  It’s pretty good.  I think you would like it.  It’s about a naval officer who investigates a murder.  It has that guy from Hoosiers and Superman…ehh…

Me:  Gene Hackman?

Dad:  Yeah Gene Hackman.  You should check it out.

Me:  OK.  It sounds like something I would like.

He paused; eyes still fixated on the glowing embers in front of him.  I had only seen that nervousness in him once before.

Dad:  You know you can break your dick having sex?

NOTE:  Now, I’ve struggled with this story over how to phrase my response to the previous sentence, and the word “gasp” seems entirely too hollow to describe a bowel-escaping moment in time.

Dad:  Well it’s uncomfortable for me…it’s uncomfortable for your mother…

Me:  Wait.  What the fuck?

Dad:  …so you need to be careful…

Me:  Whoa!!!  Dad!!! What in the hell does this have to do with Gene Hackman!?!

Spin it however you want, but his segue skills need some serious polish.

As much as I should have wanted to sprint away from the remainder of this life lesson, I couldn’t take my eyes off of what was unfolding in front of me.  For a half an hour, I was filibustered with an unprecedented level of gruesome detail that I’m not sure I’ll ever forget.  Basically, I learned that my parents had an “incident” during a romantic encounter wherein my father sort of missed the mark.  Not so coincidentally, I also learned that I would no longer be able to watch a Gene Hackman film without throwing up in my mouth a little.

Observing my look of confusion and disgust, my brother chuckled over the free entertainment.  “You knew about this didn’t you?” I asked.  “Yeah, he told me a few weeks ago.”

“Does Alex know too?”

“Yep.”

Christ.  One brother is in the midst of a divorce and the other hasn’t gotten laid since the Clinton administration.  Aside from Caligula and my mother, I’m the only person around here having regular sex, yet was the last to be told to look out.

It’s not a secret that no one has Hornyak-Miranda rights around me, so my father had to be aware that everything that had, and will come out of his mouth will in some way be used as fodder for my readers.  If the thought had crossed his mind he must have dismissed it, since an attempt at justification via medical jargon referred to his malady as Peyronie’s disease.

Disease?  I don’t think so.  It’s not like he forgot to wash his hands before touching a door knob and his dick suddenly snapped.  He can refer to it as Peyronie’s disease if it helps him sleep at night, but unless ‘Peyronie’ is Italian for “bad aim”, he should just call a spade a spade and own up to the fact that he literally fucked up.  There are physics involved here.  If I ran naked into a tree with a raging erection, the only acceptable disease you could pin on me is psychosis.  Not about to blindly accept the fact that I was being forced to add one more item to my personal sex watch-list, I researched the bullshit disease to find that Peyronie’s is a tissue disorder that affects an incredibly small percentage of men.

It may seem odd, but I’ve told this story to a handful of friends, and nobody has ever asked how my father was doing.  I don’t blame them.  The real question revolves around the state of my mother’s spine.  Were we two pounds of pressure away from an embarrassingly unexplainable Christopher Reeves situation?  The speculation is making me sick.

I have always known that I would grow out of my physical ability.  I’ve already seen a slide in my strength, speed, and, when driving drunk, my ability to articulate the alphabet.  I worry that one day food won’t taste the same, and I won’t be able to see as clearly, but agonizing over an imitation disease isn’t worth my time. The simple fact is that this is nothing more than a ‘crooked’ side effect of something that everyone should be giving my parents a standing ovation for.

Dad.  Congratulations on scarring my brain just a little bit more, and for your ability to find the woman with whom you constantly fight with ‘do-able’.  No Way Out will continue to be an unwatched film that I will sadly write off for the remainder of my life, but maybe one day, we can all sit down at the fire again without fear that a penis will enter the conversational periphery.  I love you dad, and as always, think twice before sharing with me.

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Draw of the Deep Blue Sea

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I was born in Cleveland, Ohio, more than 500 miles from the nearest ocean.  I sometimes wonder what my life might have been like if my family had stayed there.  Instead, my family relocated to the warmer climes of Southern California when I was the precocious young age of three.  It would be the beginning of a lifelong love affair with the sea.

Of course, when I was very small the ocean waves terrified me.  My parents bought a trailer home at the beach where we would spend every summer while I was growing up.  I remember my father carrying me out into the waves when I was still just a little tyke.  He was only waist deep, but I was sure he would drop me into that torpid water swirling around my feet.  Somehow I grew more comfortable, and braver, as I grew older.

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By the time I was nine or ten, it was a matter of pride and honor among all of the children in the area to go out into the sea and prove ourselves, paddling out over the waves on our body boards. A green flag on the lifeguard tower meant small surf.  Yellow flag meant medium size.  Red flag meant that the surf was big and potentially dangerous. Body boarding under red flag conditions was a source of major bragging rights.  I’ll never forget the first time I did it and survived.  I also remember the next time I tried, getting caught out all alone in a set of pounding waves twice as tall as I was, and subsequently rescued by the lifeguard.  I learned something about my boundaries that day.  I also learned that I could get in over my head and survive.  Even without the lifeguard’s help, I knew I would have found a way to make it back to the beach on my own.

When I reached my early teens, body boarding didn’t cut it anymore.  That was kids’ stuff.  The time had come to stand up.  I was thirteen years old the summer I learned to surf, and it would become a lifelong pursuit.  Unlike football, basketball or other team sports, surfing is a more personal journey.  It is a direct connection between the surfer and the sea.  Surfers describe it sometimes in spiritual terms.  This might seem hyperbolic to those who don’t surf themselves, but launching yourself into a rolling wave that has travelled thousands of miles across the open ocean puts one in tune with the rhythms of nature in a way that few other sports can match.

For any seasoned surfer, a big part of the experience comes from going on “surfari.”  Not that anyone uses that term anymore, but still, surfers can be some of the most adventurous travellers on the planet, roving to distant locales far off the beaten path in search of that perfect wave.

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Surf’s Up

By this point in my life I’ve surfed up and down the California coast and all the way down to the tip of Mexico’s Baja Peninsula.  I’ve dodged sharks in Australia and New Zealand.  I’ve nearly drowned in Tahiti and Portugal.  I’ve relished the warm blue seas of Fiji.  I’ve been chewed up and spat out by the maws of a giant Hawaiian barrel that sent me straight to the emergency room for stitches to mend a gaping gash in my knee. What I have come to realize over these many years is how deeply engrained a part of me surfing really is.  As I’ve pursued a career as a writer, I have spent extended periods of time in many parts of the world.  Some of those, like Hawaii, Australia, Portugal and even San Francisco, have allowed me to pursue this passion.  Others, like Tallinn in Estonia and currently Budapest in Hungary, have not.

For a writer like myself, Budapest has a lot going for it.  There are great cafes all over the place where I can settle in for an afternoon tapping away on my laptop.  It’s a social city as well, with a great ex-pat community.  And maybe most importantly, for me, it’s relatively cheap.  Rents here are less than half what they would be back home in California, and most other living expenses are less as well. I started living in Budapest a little over three years ago, about the same time I began selling my novels online.  My first book, the romance No Cure for the Broken Hearted, was a minor success, climbing all the way into the top ten on the overall Amazon UK bestseller list.  It was enough to pay my expenses in a place like Budapest.  I’ve lived here off and on ever since. I have definitely enjoyed my time in Hungary, but the one thing that makes living here hard for me, aside from missing my family from time to time, is the lack of surf.  How could I have ended up coming to a landlocked country like this in the first place?  I sometimes wonder.  I meet plenty of ex-pats that came here for a year or two and stayed for a decade or more.  As much as I do like it here, I just can’t see that happening to me.  I certainly hope not anyway!  The call of the sea is simply too strong.

Now as winter turns to spring I’m thinking ahead toward the summer.  Will I stay here in Budapest and simply settle in to work on my latest writing project?  Or perhaps move to southwest France, the surfing epicenter of Europe?  Maybe go home for an extended trip to California?  I don’t know quite yet, but I certainly hope that some nice, glassy, overhead waves are in my not-too-distant future.  After all, I may be a writer, but even more than that, I am and always will be a surfer!

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Always a surfer searching for the Perfect Wave…

Kenneth Rosenberg is a California writer whose work has appeared in the Los Angeles Times, Surfer Magazine and other publications. Kenneth attended UCLA where he received a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature. When he is not writing, he spends his time surfing, snowboarding and traveling the world on a shoestring. Kenneth’s first novel, ‘No Cure for the Broken Hearted’, was a top 10 bestseller on Amazon UK. His second novel, ‘Tinseltown Blues’, was a bestselling romantic comedy. His third novel is the suspense-thriller, ‘Natalia’.

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Clothkits and Kindle Covers for Sewing Bees

Sue Fortin headerWith the continuing rise in sewing machine sales, up-cycling and TV programmes, such as, Kirstie’s Hand Made Britain and The Great British Sewing Bee, it seems that sewing is making something of a comeback.  SIY (Sew It Yourself) is the new DIY!

Sewing clothes for yourself or your children, or even bits for the home, has never been easier. You can ‘one stop shop’ for everything you need by buying it in kit form via Clothkits. This company was originally founded in 1968 and was extremely popular during the 70′s, providing sewing kits with simple instructions, so that anyone who owned a sewing machine was able to create their own garment. In recent years, Clothkits has been relaunched and offer some great kits with fantastic designs.

I’m fortunate enough to have the Clothkit shop right on my doorstep in Chichester but they do offer an on-line order service for those further afield. The staff are only a phone call away if you need any advice either deciding what project to undertake or if you hit a snag at any time during the process.

I purchased The Magic Tree skirt kit. It comes in a tidy little bundle which is ideal if you want it as a gift for someone. Included is the fabric, lining, thread and zip.

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There’s no paper pattern cutting and pinning as the pattern is printed directly onto the fabric.

You just cut the size you need. I found the sizing to be very accurate.

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The instructions are very simple and straight forward, you really don’t need to be any sort of expert to understand them.

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 It doesn’t take long before your garment starts to take shape.

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My top tips would be to take time with the cutting and make sure you press the seams as you go along.

Accurate cutting makes the putting together of the garment so much easier and the pressing of seams really does polish it to a professional standard.

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 In just a few hours you’ve made yourself a fabulous item of clothing!

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If, however, you’re not confident with the sewing machine or want an easier project then how about a cover for your e-reader? If you can sew two straight lines then you can do this. It could even be a little project for the children if they wanted to make dad or mum a gift.

The Two Stitch Kindle Cover

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What you will need …

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2 x pieces of felt

Other colours depending on your design

Velcro

Strong fabric glue

Scissors

Thread

Tape Measure

 

To work out how much fabric you need …

 

* Measure the longer side of your device.

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* Measure the shorter side of your device and again add on 1 inch.

* Cut two pieces of fabric to these measurements.

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Putting It Together …

 

* First piece of sewing : Place one piece of fabric on top of the other and sew the two short edges together.

* Glue the Velcro in place at each short end.

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* Leave the glue to thoroughly dry before closing together.

* This is where the second and final bit of sewing takes place.

* Sew half an inch from the edge of the fabric down one long side, across the bottom and up the other long side.

 * DO NOT sew the Velcro edge as this is the opening.

* Now you have the cover and all you have to do is glue your design on the top.

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Quick and simple cases which are easy to customise with your own designs.

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Have fun!

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Talking Chickens – Chick-Lit…?

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Country folk have always had a few chicken scratching about the yard and pecking about in the fields around their farms and cottages. There really is nothing better than a freshly laid egg with a naturally golden yolk for your breakfast in the morning or a clutch of surplus eggs making their way into a cake for your afternoon tea. But it seems that, increasingly these days, it’s not just those with acres of fields or large gardens who are keen to keep chickens. According to the Department for the Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, hundreds of thousands of folk in the towns and cities of the UK are now ‘hobby hen owners’, which is a huge increase on a decade ago.

So is it the rising cost of supermarket eggs and the recession that’s behind this interest in keeping a few chucks or an increased desire in the general population for some degree of self-sufficiency? Have we all decided to embrace The Good Life by taking the leap from growing our own potatoes and veg to confidently keeping livestock?

Let’s take the recession. If you bought half a dozen free range eggs from a supermarket these days you’ll probably pay £1.50 – £2.00 for them, so does keeping hens mean cheaper eggs? Well, that depends on how much you want to spend on getting set up as a hobby hen owner. You could go in for keeping some fancy rare breeds or rescue a few hybrid hens from a commercial egg farm. You could choose to house your ‘girls’ in the ultimate of designer coops or you could knock one up yourself over the weekend using a bit of wood and a sheet of shed felting. If you do build your own, you must of course make sure the coop is both draft free and ventilated, that it has a nesting box area and a perch for your hens to roost on. Whether you plan to keep them in a run or allow them to roam free, you will need to provide a safe place for them to sleep at night, locked away from Mr Fox. You can find chicken coop plans on the internet here.

A simple home made hen house

A simple home made hen house

To be healthy, your birds need to have access to fresh air and exercise, and happy hens will produce more eggs! Will you build a run – a small fenced area or pen – or will you allow them to roam free range? Do be aware though, as cute as they certainly are and as charming as their little scratching ‘dance’ can be, hens can ruin a lawn and decimate your flower border in no time at all.

My girls, Madonna, Kylie and Lady Gaga, have access to a large field at the back of our cottage, which they reach via a ‘pop hole’ in the fence. They spend their days like feathered commandos, making their way over the grassy hills in a scouting formation, so they won’t miss a single juicy  worm, bug or beetle, in their path. Despite this, they still need a constant supply of clean fresh water and to be fed. I feed my girls twice a day on layers pellets, a dried all in one balanced food for laying hens. As a treat they get a handful of corn, which they love almost as much as any leftover cooked rice (which I’m sure they think are grubs) and cooked spaghetti (worms?).

Feathered Friends

Feathered Friends

I have to say that keeping hens is an absolute joy and, despite what you might think, they are not completely feather brained. Hens can be trained to come when called. They ‘talk’ to you with their cute cooing and clucking noises and, the best of all, they like to present you with a small oval gift every morning. So get cracking. What’s stopping you from keeping a few hens on the hill or a few chickens in the coop?

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Janice Horton lives in a remote cottage on the side of a hillside in Scotland. She says that the Scottish mist, the diffused light, the ancient castles and old traditions that surround her, inspire her stories and fire her imagination. Previously traditionally published and now writing as an Indie, Janice writes fiction with humour and heart and with a hint of tartan. She is a Featured Author and Editor of the twice monthly Bookshelf Reviews feature here at Loveahappyending.com.

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Donna Trinder talks about MS & blogging

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I would like to introduce Donna Trinder. She has the heart of a writer and that was what brought her to blogging, but this busy mum of two  has to juggle life living with MS. She was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis 6 years ago.  She also writes a blog for the MS Society http://www.mssociety.org.uk/ms-support/community-blog.

Donna TrinderHow blogging was born! For me at least…

I seem to have always been waiting for something…At school I had no idea what I wanted to do when I left, not realistically. We had a careers day, all the others stuck their hand enthusiastically in the air, shouting things like ‘vet’, ‘doctor’, ‘physiotherapist’ (although I don’t know who, at fourteen knows they want to be a physiotherapist?), and when it got to me I just mumbled ‘hairdresser’. The room went silent and the teacher, who then had pursed, grey lips told me in no uncertain terms that I was at an academic Grammar school and a hairdresser was not an option. He shook his head and wrote down ‘teacher’ on the board. After they had mocked ‘hairdresser’ I thanked God I hadn’t blurted out ‘actress’ which is what I was really thinking!

My second choice was a children’s author, I’d had this story entitled ‘Arthur and Goldie’s Great Adventure’ (already illustrated!) inspired by the sad demise of my various small pets, who my Mother told me each time one had died that they had ‘gone to Butlins’ on their holiday! I didn’t feel the need to share this with him either.

Balloon heartsWhen I had endured my years of authoritarian education I ended up at De Montfort University of Art and Design. I studied Art and Fashion for two years before falling in love with the man of my dreams (my now long suffering husband!) and having the unexpected blessing of a baby boy, followed by his brother sixteen months later!

So…uni went out the window!

In all fairness it was only ever a platform for me to mess about playing guitar in a band and deciding what I really wanted to do!

I discovered that being a parent was the most exciting, challenging and rewarding job EVER! (The pay wasn’t great but hey…) So we decided I would stay at home with the boys until they started school.

During this time, attending several Mother and Toddler groups and playgroups, I realised how much I loved to be around small children, not just my own, and thought back to the career my teacher had labelled me with all those years before. I thought I would actually quite like to be a teacher.

I did a lot of research and ended up with a pathway from the Open University on how to train. I began studying when our youngest started full time school and  I was lucky enough to gain work experience there while studying for my Early Years Foundation degree.

Not long after I started I began to have bouts of feeling unwell. It just started out as dizzy spells, blurred vision, numbness in my fingers and occasional weakness in my legs and arms. I just put it down to working and studying hard while looking after the house and two small children. Then the day came when I was unable to get out of bed for the room spinning viciously every time I tried to move.

Things got worse rapidly and within weeks I couldn’t walk and had no feeling from my shoulders down. After a long period of being misdiagnosed with things such as inner ear infections and sciatica, we finally decided to seek a private consultation with a neurologist and a fortnight later I was diagnosed with highly aggressive relapsing remitting Multiple Sclerosis.

The next year was spent having rehab to try and get me back on my feet, and finding a medication that could keep me there.

I realised that continuing my studies was not possible, I was told I needed to carry out more hours a week of work experience than I could manage so I just volunteered my services in school as a parent helper and governor. I enjoyed this and again my life seemed to have the structure I needed, until after two years the treatment I was receiving for my MS seemed to stop working and it reared its ugly head again.

This one turned out to be quite a big deal. I was told bluntly that the disease had progressed and there was little chance my body would recover well from this due to the location of the damage to my spinal cord. Once again – it seemed my plans had been changed for me.

A really dark period followed this for me. I spend most of it wondering why I was actually still here. All around me I saw people doing such mundane tasks as putting one foot in front of another and walking, holding cups, pens, knives and forks – and I won’t even go into the toilet situation. I just didn’t know what I actually could do? I had many chats with the big guy upstairs, promised him the earth if he could do something to help me.

Well, as they say, mysterious ways and all that. A while later I was approached by the MS Society to be a blogger for their new website, which I grudgingly accepted. I didn’t really want to write about MS. I felt bitter about it and hated even saying the words, but bit by bit I noticed my posts becoming far more positive. At this time I was also being given a new and very high strength drug which along with hard work got me walking again…albeit slowly!

What I had noticed was that having an anonymous voice and place to share my feelings was amazing. Therapy that didn’t talk back! And after some prompting from my friend, fellow blogger and MS sufferer, Kate – Lost and Found was born!

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Initially I was a secret blogger, even now not many of my friends and family know. My husband and a couple of my friends read it and as far as I know, that is it! It is my place to share my innermost thoughts and I like having that little sanctuary.

In time I found I was blogging more about books, reading, fashion, little things I had bought and places I had been which to me was a huge sign that emotionally I was feeling better, not feeling the need to offload?

Running the risk of sounding cliché, blogging has given me a strength and motivation. Some days I feel like lowering my internal blinds and hibernating. I have to be careful that days like this don’t lead to weeks. I have always been a ‘hider’. If I wasn’t driven by the desire for fresh air and a decent cup of coffee I would make an excellent recluse. This is when I find writing easier than talking. A friend and fellow blogger, Jess Sturman Coombes taught me that whereas you can’t talk through tears, you can write. First-rate piece of advice. My ‘Letter to my 16 year old self’ was testimony to this.

The great part about blogging and writing for me is that I feel the need to be dressed for work! Showered, hair done, make-up (or at the very least cleansed and moisturised) and out of my dressing gown. To me this is my ‘job’!

I would love to be a professional blogger, one of my heroes is Liberty London Girl! I would love to be a travel/fashion blogger, or to attend book launches and RNA parties but alas this is not meant to be. It requires so much planning for me, wheelchair access, disabled toilets, parking facilities etc…not to mention the crippling fatigue and bouts of vertigo when I am tired, I find it easier to get my adventures from books!

Writing tipsThis is where I think back to my notebooks, filled with half baked ideas for novels. I seem to sit down and bash out 20,000 words the life comes along and distracts me. My one big ambition is to get one completed…all would be amazing but baby steps!

Being at home, writing, reading and blogging can as many people have said, be a lonely game! Although I have made some really wonderful, supportive friends on Twitter. Sometimes you just click with someone, and this happened to me with the fabulous Sharon Goodwin. She has supported me from day one and helped me in so many ways, an ear to listen – especially with having two boys herself, she always reassures me that the things that happen with our boys are normal and more importantly they come out of it the other end! She is my first go-to regarding my blogs and I would like to think we are now good friends, Twitter can be a wonderful thing!

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and on her blog – Lost & Found http://donna-lostandfound.blogspot.co.uk/

 

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Is home exchange in Provence a remedy for heartbreak?

Patricia Sands headerProvence-PSandsPhotosI fell in love with the south of France over forty years ago and the older I get, the stronger those feelings become. The reason the love grows, you may ask … and if you don’t, please indulge me, … is this: the older we get, the more time we have to travel and for me that has meant returning often to la belle France.

Without the demands of raising families or toiling in our chosen fields of work, if we are fortunate, there is often more time to plan trips and spend extended stays exploring, learning, or simply relaxing in a different environment.

Add that to your list if you are keeping track of the benefits to aging! Is there somewhere special you would, or do, choose to go?

Through the last ten years, my husband and I have spent as much time as possible in France through home exchanges or renting – whatever worked best for us at the time. Our longest stay was 5 months in Antibes in 2010 and we are busy planning a return to that extraordinary setting.

This year we have an exchange arranged Nice-PSandsPhotosnext door to Antibes in Nice, our second favourite town.

It was just a matter of time before I wrote a novel set in the south of France. I’ve been taking notes for years, dreaming about it, and finally got myself into the writing trenches to make it happen. I’m pleased and proud to announce that The Promise of Provence is now available as an ebook and the paperback version should be available in a week or two.

Here’s  a quick look at the story:

Surprise, shock, and a shift in life as she knows it comeTPOP_sm into Katherine Price’s world at a time when it is least expected. The future she imagined suddenly vanishes. Life seems to hold little prospect beyond her career and the caregiving her elderly widowed mother might require.

Fate has other plans for Katherine.

June in Provence is full of promise when Katherine arrives from Canada, eager to feel renewed by her surroundings. Endless rows of lavender prepare to burst into pink and purple blooms. Fields of sunflowers flow in golden waves among vineyards and olive groves. Ancient hilltop villages beckon. It’s the postcard setting she envisioned, but is that all she needs?

After a year of heartbreak, Katherine has impulsively agreed to a home exchange in the south of France. Colorful locals, a yellow lab named Picasso, and the inspiring beauty of the countryside breathe new life into her days.

IMG_8113Seeking to shed the pain of betrayal and loss, she struggles to recapture her joie de vivre and searches for the answer to a haunting question: is it too late to begin again?

An enduring story of hope and change in life’s later years is woven through the author’s love-letter to France. Like a well-travelled friend, Patricia Sands welcomes you into a world she loves and entices you to linger. Exploring narrow cobblestone lanes in historic villages, strolling broad boulevards through Paris or reveling in the magic of the sun-kissed Mediterranean coast of the Côte d’Azur, you are right there with her.

In this coming-of-age (in her 50′s) transitional tale, universal feelings of loss, fear, love and trust are explored in breathtaking surroundings. Come along on the journey!

“Be prepared to fall in love with Provence! This is a story that will draw you in with its vibrancy in setting and characters. A must read for any woman with a desire for romance and travel.” Steena Holmes, author of Amazon bestseller Finding Emma

You will find The Promise of Provence  here ~ Amazon links:  UK   FR  USA   CA

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Thanks for stopping by the LoveAHappyEnding Lifestyle Magazine! It’s such an honour to be a part of this exciting venture, created with you the reader in mind.

Drop in and visit me any time on Facebook or my blog! I’ll be delighted to see you there and hope you will share your stories. *virtual patisseries are waiting for you*

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All Things Green and British

Miriam Wakerly headerIt is fair to state that location and environment are key to wellbeing, a happy lifestyle – and property prices! Did you know that all is not entirely well in the world of footpaths, village greens and green belt? It may be alarmist to say they are variously ‘under threat’, but perhaps we should be concerned and take a look around where we live to assess current changes that might affect us.

villagegreenIf you have been on a country walk recently, you may have discovered that negotiating some footpaths was more like penetrating jungle. For some you may need a pair of secateurs or shears to fight a way through. A spokesman from Boston Ramblers Association recently said, ‘All the paths are overgrown with grass, nettles and the like and some of them you can’t even find where they start it’s got that bad. They want people to get exercise, and walking is a great way to do so but by having the paths in this state is putting people off.’footpath

Local councils are struggling; resources are stretched to breaking point. Like many aspects of life, the environment is suffering from government cuts and, as reported in the magazine of the Ramblers, Walk, ‘the Wildlife and Countryside Link says the Coalition has made slow or no progress on all but two of its 20 environmental commitments …’ British walkers have expressed their concern and nearly 19,000 have signed a *Ramblers petition to bring about changes in maintaining those absolute national treasures, National Trails. (See link below)

So, public money is not held in a bottomless bucket, to say the least, so what else can you do about this? It’s not all bad news. Find out if there is a volunteer scheme in your neck of the woods; you may be able to help. In Buckinghamshire, a group of Ramblers organised a ‘path checking day’ checking out missing paths and broken stiles.

Next, what is going on with our green belt? What is green belt?  The Metropolitan Green Belt around London came about in 1935, followed by the Town and Country planning Act of 1947 that allowed green belt proposals in regional development plans; clearly defined green belts, protected from development, were further encouraged around towns and cities from 1955. Little has changed since, generally thought to be a good thing.  However, the nation’s people desperately need more housing; so how can we square this with a potential sprawl of bricks and mortar swallowing up our green spaces?

My home town of Tetbury in Gloucestershire was recently in the news, with controversial housing developments planned in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, and on farmland that has remained as such for the past 500 years. The Campaign to Protect Rural England is on the case, analysing operations that may result.

Again, what can we do? Check out your area for planned development … we must have new houses, but see what scale the development is and whether the infrastructure of local roads and amenities is going to cope.  elstead

Lastly, a subject very close to my heart: the great, the quintessential, English village green!  A village green is the hub of many an English village; not just aesthetically, but as the pulsing heart of activities that help bring a community together, whether sport, especially cricket; children’s play; village fetes; travelling fairs and grazing of livestock. These days it can also be a vital, surviving ‘lung’ for developed surroundings, much like a park in London;  quite simply, somewhere to sit and contemplate, meet friends, feed the ducks or walk the dog.

 Surely they are sacrosanct? Well, apparently not.

 The Open Spaces Society has recently expressed its disapproval and outrage at the government’s plans for town and village greens in the new Growth and Infrastructure Bill. The Commons Act 2006 allowed for the registration of new town or village greens. Anyone may apply to add land to the Register of Town or Village Greens. Land can become Town or Village Green through 20 years use as of right by the inhabitants of the locality or of a neighbourhood within the locality.

 So, what has changed? The Campaign to Protect Rural England (CPRE) points out, ‘The Growth and Infrastructure Bill makes it more difficult to register new town and village greens  … Tens of thousands of planning applications for housing development are granted each year, but in 2009 there were only 185 village green applications … The tests for registering village greens are already onerous. We fear that this proposal will lead to an inequality of arms between local communities and house-builders who are banking more and more land and want to steamroller councils into developing land that should be protected.’

Explains Kate Ashbrook, the Open Spaces Society’s general secretary: ‘The clause is an oppressive measure which will make it difficult, if not downright impossible, to register land as a town or village green once it has been identified for development—even if that identification is a well-kept secret.’ The Society cites many village greens all over England that were registered as a town or village green, but which might well not have been registered if the Growth and Infrastructure Bill had been passed.

Amidst a severe shortage of land – whether for affordable housing or commercial business projects – like bookshops and libraries, village greens need our protection and support. As the song says, ‘You don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.’

Maybe next time you go for a country walk or even a drive, you will ponder on these green matters; and have you thought about what is going on in your area; how your neighbourhood may be affected and what you can do about it?

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5 Dumb Reasons to Get Married

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Are you entertaining the idea of tying the knot, but find that something (or many things) is weighing on your mind? Is there an uneasy feeling in your gut that the person you’re thinking of marrying may not be the right match for you? Sometimes people who experience this are merely manifesting inner fears about commitment or blowing irrational worries out of proportion. If this is so, then with time, communication and/or therapy those fears can be assuaged. Unfortunately though, there’s often a good reason for that niggling feeling, and yet so many of us disregard the warning signs and speed into “ever after” head on.

After living through such a scenario myself, and having friends and relatives suffer through it, too, I’ve devised five really bad reasons to get hitched in hopes I may ward off someone else’s marital disaster. So, why do you want to get married?

1. Because it’s “time” already.

You mean you’re over thirty and you’re still not married? What does that say about you? Well, for one thing, it probably says you haven’t found the right mate to settle down with (or you may not be ready to settle down at all!) Does that mean you should grab the current guy or gal in your life and do it anyway? Sure, if you’re looking forward to a life of unhappiness and dissatisfaction. There is no such thing as “time to get married” until you deem it so, and if you fall into one of the above categories, that time hasn’t yet come.

2. Because other people think it’s a good idea.

A wise woman once told me that it’s very easy to break up with someone else’s mate. Sure, an outsider can see all the problems, isn’t emotionally involved, so to them, breaking up is a cakewalk. Well, in that same vein, it’s very easy to marry someone else’s mate, too. After all, the bystander is not the one who has to live with them on a daily basis for the rest of their life, so watching you get married may sound like a lovely, romantic notion—to them. At thirty-six, I married the wrong man and have to say much of the reason was the cheering section of friends and relatives who just wanted to see me married already, whatever their individual reasons. When you have misgivings and are surrounded by that kind of pressure, you can easily begin to mistrust your own feelings and conclude that since others think it’s a good idea, maybe you’re just being silly. You’re not! If only I had been strong and secure enough to trust my gut, I never would have made that awful mistake. But then, I wouldn’t have been able to write my first novel, WEDLOCKED, either!

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3. Because you’re dying to have a big, beautiful wedding!

At thirty-six you can imagine how eager I was to plan the wedding of century. And I did. To this day I have friends and relatives tell me it was the best and most beautiful wedding they’ve ever been to. They recall it fondly. Well guess what? It was a horror show for me! Deep down I knew something was wrong and believe it or not, my husband and I spent much of the day snapping at each other. Not surprisingly, we were divorced soon after, but I had my big, beautiful wedding. Is that really how you’d like yours to go? If you don’t marry Mr. or Ms. Right, it just might. Instead, why not watch a few episodes of Bridezilla to stave off any premature wedding dreams. It’s funnier, a lot less arduous, and a whole lot cheaper, too!

4. Because you think your mate will change.

As my sister would say, “yeah, right, sure.” And if they do, nobody tells you it’s because they’re going to get worse. If you think a marriage certificate is somehow a magical document that will zap all your mate’s problematic behaviors away, you’re in for a rude awakening. Chances are good that the security of a contract will make them even more comfortable “being themselves,” and if that’s not a good thing, you’re in for trouble! A leopard doesn’t change its spots, and neither will your new spouse.

5. Because you want a baby…now!

This is the worst and most dangerous reason to get married when you’re not completely sure you’re doing the right thing. Unfortunately, it’s also the most compelling. A ticking time clock is a force to be reckoned with, which is why it so often leads to disastrous decision-making. I can’t tell you how many people I know who married the wrong mate because they were afraid their childbearing years were coming to an end. In this day and age, you don’t have to involve anyone else in your decision to have a baby, so why enter into a precarious marriage? Children can sense when their parents’ relationship isn’t a positive one, and I firmly believe one happy parent is better than two miserable ones. If you think you can always get divorced, think about this: you’ll most likely have to deal with this ex-spouse for the rest of your life because the two of you share one or more children. If you think that’s easy after a divorce, I have a bridge downtown to sell you. If I had been dumb enough to have kids with my first husband, I’d have had to have him knocked off. Then, I’d be writing to you from a jail cell instead of my comfy home office.

So if you’re teetering on the edge of making a decision about marriage, I suggest some thorough introspection first.  Either you’ll realize you’re doing the right thing, or your head will figure out what your gut already knows.

 

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Les Misérables ~ Film Review

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“Les Misérables” tells the tale of the Jean Valjean (Hugh Jackman), an ill-treated prisoner (imprisoned for many years for stealing a loaf of bread). On being freed from prison, Valjean breaks his parole, making a new life for himself prospering as a businessman who, because of his own persecution, is kind to his employees. Valjean, however, is haunted by the relentless and ruthless Inspector Javert (Russell Crowe) who is determined to pursue and recapture him. On realising he has inadvertently caused the downfall and death of one of his poor employees, the ill-fated Fantine (Anne Hathaway), Valjean vows to bring up her young daughter as if she were his own. A confrontation between Javert and Valjean ensues during a Parisian street uprising, where Valjean tries to protect Cosette (Amanda Seyfried), now a young woman, and her lover Marius (Eddie Redmayne).

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Having seen the stage musical “Les Misérables” based on Victor Hugo’s epic 19th century novel, I wasn’t sure what to expect from the screen version. For those of you who haven’t seen the 2012 film, the DVD is about to come out (13th May), so now would seem like an opportune moment to view this modern classic. The film has had its various criticisms, one or two aimed at Russell Crowe regarding his singing abilities. True, he is not perhaps the world’s most gifted vocalist but, nevertheless, I found his performance worked. Hamming it up (as indeed Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter did in portraying in true pantomime style the exploitative, money-grabbing innkeepers, Monsieur and Madame Thénardier) Crowe’s performance worked for me. Anne Hathaway’s performance as Fantine, the mother of Cosette, was truly moving, her rendition of “I Dreamed a Dream” the highlight of the film and well worth the Oscar. Samantha Barks, one of the original actors from the stage production, playing the pining Éponine, also succeeded in evoking the sympathy of the audience.

In short, the film scored for me, though it did lack the spectacle of the live performance to which one can’t help but to compare it.

Director:

Tom Hooper

Writers – Screenplay:

William Nicholson
Alain Boublil
Claude-Michel Schönberg
Herbert Kretzmer

Stage Musical:

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Claude-Michel Schönberg

Novel:

Victor Hugo

 

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Bookshelf Reviews – the latest!

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Welcome to Loveahappyending.com Bookshelf Reviews

Bookshelf Reviews is a twice monthly feature here on Loveahappyending Lifestyle, which brings you independent reviews from some of the most trusted book reviewers on the internet. We have asked these respected reviewers to give you their unbiased opinions on our Loveahappyending Lifestyle author’s books so that you, the discerning reader, can choose your next read with confidence from our Bookshelf.

 

The Star Child by Stephanie Keyes

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Genre: Young Adult
Publisher: Inkspell Publishing
 ‘The world is about to be cloaked in darkness. Only one can stop the night!’

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Synopsis: Kellen St. James has spent his entire life being overlooked as an unwanted, ordinary, slightly geeky kid. When the sudden death of his Gran takes him from the East coast to the rugged cliffs of Western Ireland, all that changes. That is until a beautiful girl, one who has haunted his dreams for the past eleven years of his life, shows up spinning tales of a prophecy. Not just any old prophecy either, but one in which Kellen plays a key role. Suddenly, Kellen finds himself on the run through a Celtic underworld of faeries and demons, angels and gods, not to mention a really ticked off pack of hellhounds, all in order to save the world from darkness. But will they make it in time?’

Charlotte at Bestchicklit.com recently read The Star Child and this is an excerpt from her review: “The story is shrouded in mystery and Keyes very cleverly ensures the book is unputdownable by reeling in the reader within the first few opening pages. Magic and myth resonate throughout the pages. A journey full of action and adventure! A complete joy to read and sets up nicely for a sequel.”

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The Quintessential Gemini by Linn B. Halton

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Publisher: Sapphire Star Publishing
‘Katherine Dale lives her life according to her daily horoscope – so what could fate have in store?’

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Synopsis: For twenty-one years, the focus of Katherine Dale’s life has been her work. Love interests and hobbies came and went, but what has always been there for her was her nine to five habit. Until she’s replaced. With her confidence dented, Katherine is angry at life and at herself. She’s ignored hints of “changes to come” in her horoscope forecasts, written by the A” list celebrity and renowned astrologer, Mark Ainsley-Thomas, but when Katherine finds it’s his prodigy, James, who has been writing her daily horoscopes rather than Mark, hers life explodes in confusion. What exactly does fate have in store for Katherine?

Carol at Dizzy C’s Little Book Blog recently read The Quintessential Gemini and this is an excerpt from her review: “Are you sitting comfortably, then I shall begin…..this was how the style and narrative of this novel made me feel right from the beginning. The three main characters narrate their own short and titled chapters. I felt as if I was their confident being told their inner most thoughts as they would talk to their closest friend. A wonderful love story with Astrology as the main theme where the characters not only have to interpret their star charts but also their personal relationships.”

Read the whole review at Dizzy C’s Little Book Blog

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A Little Bit of Madness by Sheryl Browne

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Publisher:  Safkhet Publishing
‘No rest for the wicked: Saving Charlton Hall will burrow into your heart.’

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Synposis: Celia Summers, intrepid mother of two, is too cuddly for sweatpants, she suspects. But then, her class at The Harbour Rest Home are similarly clad. Celia loves her work as an art therapist. She’s proud that she gives her elderly independents something to look forward to, even if her partner, Martin, disapproves of her efforts. He also has other things on his mind – telling complicated lies to Celia so he can sell Charlton Hall, his mum’s house, to pay off his debts!

Kim ‘The Bookworm’ Nash recently read A Little Bit of Madness and this is an excerpt from her review: “I absolutely loved this book. I have now read all of Sheryl’s books and this one is most definitely my favourite. The storyline was just so entertaining and with the normal Sheryl Browne hilarity thrown in to accompany a great story-line, I’ll guarantee it’ll put a great big smile on your face. I tell you something! If this rest home had been available when I was looking for a care home for my dad, he would most certainly by now be living in the Harbour Rest Home. The characters that live there are quirky, feisty, and want to grow old while having as much fun as they possibly can.”

Read the whole review at Kim the Bookworm

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Shades of Appley Green by Miriam Wakerly

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Publisher: Strongman Publishing
 ‘Appley Green is a charming English village. Everyone says so. But a close-knit community can also harbour betrayal and guilt.’

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Synopsis: Steph is a special but troubled young woman. Chosen by the most venerated man in Appley Green to fulfil his mission, she feels publicly admired rather than privately loved. She certainly does not trust men. In helping a once famous, elderly architect with Parkinson’s regain a social life, she finds herself taking personal risks, fending off objections, blind to danger. We wait for it to dawn on Steph what is driving her deep-seated obsession; for only then can she find the happiness she deserves.

Susan at Fascinating Books recently read Shades of Appley Green and this is an excerpt from her review: “Appley Green is a small English village where everyone knows everyone else. That also means that everyone knows everyone else’s private business, as well. Miriam Wakerly has woven a wonderful tale of a woman struggling to find her inner peace, amid objections to her methods and a deep mistrust of men. This is a beautiful story. I highly recommend reading this book.”

Read the whole review at Fascinating Books

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Security by Mandy Baggot

Genre: Contemporary Fiction
Publisher: Sapphire Star Publishing

 ‘When everyone around her is feeding her lies, how does she work out the truth?’

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Synposis: Autumn Raine is a pop vocalist at the very top of her game. She’s a style icon, the paparazzi’s darling and everyone wants to be her friend. But when her safety is threatened, her whole life starts to unravel. Enter Nathan Regan, an ex-elite soldier who is assigned to protect her. He’s a good man doing bad things but what drives him? Passion? Madness? Or grief? Eluding kidnap and trying to stay alive, can Autumn find the strength to be the person she longs to be? And can two people, poles apart, forge something strong enough to survive anything?

Nikki at Books 4U recently read Security and this is an excerpt from her review: “I was lucky enough to get my hands on a copy of Security, Mandy Baggot’s brand new novel before its official launch. As a fan of Mandy Baggot’s books this was very exciting! It is a book that is well worth reading. A great storyline filled with drama, action and romance and just the right amount of comedy to make this a fascinating and entertaining read. The latest novel from Mandy Baggot is not to be missed!”

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The Red Effect. The day the Cold War turned Hot.

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The first novel in my ‘Cold War’ trilogy, The Red Effect, published by SilverWood Books, is now available. Thoroughly enjoyed writing it, as i do with all my novels. There will be three books in total, covering the hypothetical invasion of West Germany, the Federal Republic of Germany, by the Warsaw Pact in the mid 1980?s. Book 1, ‘The Red Effect’, encompasses part of the intelligence build up leading to the initial Warsaw Pact strike against the NATO forces lined up against them.

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1983: The Cold War has been in existence since the end of World War Two. Although tensions have always been fraught between the Western nations and the members of the Soviet-led Warsaw Pact, common sense has prevailed. Until, as a consequence of the Cuban missile crisis in 1962, the shooting down of a Korean passenger aircraft in 1983, and the relentless build up of Soviet military strength, everything is about to change. In a panoramic novel, readers travel from centres of power to the front lines – a war is brewing and events are happening at every angle. Is the Cold War about to turn hot? Can NATO forces endure a mass strike by thousands of Soviet tanks? Can the West survive? Follow the series of gripping events that culminated in ‘The Red Effect’, in the first instalment of Harvey Black’s The Cold War trilogy.

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Berlin, the centre, where the Cold War forces fought a hidden battle. The Berlin Wall, like the Iron Curtain, separating East from West.

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The peoples of the Eastern European countries were oppressed by their own regimes.

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Under constant surveillance by their Internal security and police. But, the Warsaw Pact governments saw the West as a threat, a force that could snatch away the power they held over their own people. Their economies were under great strain and the Soviet Union could no longer sustain spending 20% of their GDP on their military. There was only one option. War!

The Red Effect, the day the Cold War turned Hot.

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I have also written a WW2 series, the Devils with Wings. Devils with Wings, devils with Wings: Silk Drop and Devils with Wings: Frozen Sun available now.

For background information and pictures, please visit harveyblackauthor.org.

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May Day, May Poles, May Wine: The Ultimate German Spring

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“Alles neu macht der Mai,” or so they say in Germany. May makes everything new. I’ve always wondered why this should be. I mean, why May? Why not April? Or March, for that matter, seeing as that this month brings the official start of spring?

After giving this matter some thought, I reckon the sentiment probably stems from the quite pagan origins of May Day celebrations; ancient farming wisdom; and wine. Of course, always wine! So with May nearly upon us, read on for your very own May wine recipe ~ you’ll be prepared and ready just in time…

Bewitching origins of the May Day celebrations?

The first of May is a big day in Germany, not least because it is a public holiday. Spring is in full swing, the weather is often better than in the summer, and there’s a distinct joy in the air. Paradoxically, even though it is a public holiday, the official name of the first of May in Germany is ‘Labour Day.’ This name harks back to the social-democratic history of Germany in the early 1900s and has somehow stuck. Even to this day, it is not uncommon for trade unions to organize peaceful rallies and marches, most famously in Berlin!

And yet political marching isn’t exactly in keeping with the origins of the celebrations for the first day of May. Rather, these origins lie in the pagan festival of “Walpurgisnacht,” or Witches’ Night, where witches were rumoured to gather on the “Blocksberg” (a real mountain located in the area now known as Saxony-Anhalt) for their annual witches’ convention. Consider that the first of May is exactly six months ahead of the festival of Halloween… and it starts making some weird kind of sense. Anyway, in these ancient days of Walpurgisnacht, innocent non-witching folk would light fires and erect poles to ward off the bewitching presence nearby and protect their homes!

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Walpurgisnacht Celebrations in Heidelberg.
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I am delighted to report that some of these traditions prevail, although I am not sure how high the hexing content of the celebrations is! In some parts of Germany, people light bonfires while they spend the last night of April outside, and young people tend to play harmless pranks on neighbours or friends. I can’t personally attest to this, of course, being completely innocent of being a prankster myself. Possibly.

On the morning of the first of May, it is tradition in many parts of Germany to gather around the village Maypole, and the ensuing dancing isn’t dissimilar to the Maypole dancing found in other European countries, notably Scandinavia and also the UK. It involves ribbons and dancers, clock-wise and counter-clockwise movement and the gradual braiding of the pole. It is my life’s ambition to take part at least once in a proper Maypole dance!

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Never cast a clout… or so the farmers say!

But there’s more to May than just the first day. May brings special flowers such as May Bells (“Maiglöckchen”) and heralds the start of warm summer weather once the five day-period of the “Eisheiligen” has come and gone. “Eisheilige” literally translates as Ice Saints or Frost Saints and refers to the days of 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15 May which, according to ancient farmers’ wisdom, can bring the last severe frosts of the winter. Respect for this ancient superstition is still quite common, and I certainly remember my mother holding off planting certain spring flowers until the last Ice Saint, the Cold Sophie, had passed. I suspect, although I cannot substantiate it, that the traditional British saying of “never cast a clout ‘til May’s out” goes back to the same wisdom…something to do with how the hawthorn won’t flower if there’s still a risk of frost, and that therefore farm labourers would be well advised to keep all their layers of clothing with them at all times.

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May Bells… So pretty!
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The ultimate taste of spring!

You all know Germans love their wine! So it won’t be much of a surprise that there should be a special May Wine dedicated to celebrating springtime. You can prepare this little taste of spring at home, if you’re so inclined.

You’ll need…

~a bottle of light dry wine (preferably German…)

~a handful of Waldmeister (sweet woodruff); this must be picked and used before the plant comes into blossom, which is what makes the May Wine so special!

~ two tablespoonfuls of sugar

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Sweet woodruff just before it comes into bloom…
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Wash the sweet woodruff and tie the twigs tightly together. Place the herb in a bowl and add the wine. Stir in the sugar and leave to infuse in a cool place for thirty minutes. Strain the wine through a sieve and taste for sweetness; if it’s too tangy, add more sugar. Finally, you can add carbonated mineral water to give it some fizz or… if you feel really posh, you could add a splash of sparkling wine or even champagne. Serve ice cold!

Oh, you say, I never heard of sweet woodruff before? Never fear! I have done some research you should be able to obtain this plant from a local garden centre or online nursery. And here’s another random fact; “Waldmeister” is also a firm favourite flavour for green wobbly jelly in Germany. Oh yes, I had gallons of that stuff as a kid! But I digress…

After a good helping of this lovely May wine, you’ll be ready to wrap your tongue around the classic saying… “Alles neu macht der Mai!” I leave you with this thought and trust you’ll celebrate your own May Day in style. Let me know your plans…!

 

This Lifestyle feature was brought to you by Nicky Wells.

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Look out for Nicky’s glamorous contemporary romance novels featuring the rock star and the girl next door!

Out now: Sophie’s Turn, and Sophie’s Run

Coming in September 2013: Sophie’s Encore

Visit Nicky on her blog where you can find articles, interviews, radio interviews and, of course, an ongoing update on her work in progress. You can also follow Nicky on Twitter and find her on Facebook. Nicky has joined the Romantic Novelists’ Association and she has author pages at Sapphire Star Publishing, Amazon and, of course, Goodreads.

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